SMolotov Anti- Fascist Dog Poo Bags

SMolotov

$ 19.00 USD

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Plastic-Free Dog Poop Bags by Smolotov – SH*T Bag (60 Count)

Smolotov bags are thick, leak-proof, and large enough to cover your hand. Turn inside out for easy pick-up and disposal. Once it’s full of sh*t, you'll recognize the familiar face of a politician openly hostile to his constituents & who lies to preserve his own best interests.

Whether you're in your backyard or on a walk, these SH*T Bags may be your only recourse against tyranny in a manner that still fits neatly within the constraints of capitalist consumption.

Make your daily dog walks a little more sustainable & a lot more entertaining with SH*T Bags by Smolotov. Plastic-free, compostable poop bags for eco-conscious owners who want durability without the nonsense. Made from sturdy, plant-based materials in a fair-trade facility: ethical, zero plastic, maximum attitude.

Strong, tear-resistant, and easy to use. Every pickup is a small act of rebellion against waste—and a cleaner planet.

Key Features:

 100% plastic-free, plant-based dog waste bags

 Durable, leakproof, and easy to tear at the perforation

 Made in a certified fair-trade and BSCI-compliant facility

  • Unscented and safe for sensitive noses (human and canine)
  • Includes 60 bags on 4 refill rolls
  • Fits standard leash dispensers
  • The print is on the inside
  • A bold, humorous way to show your commitment to sustainability and community.

How to Use:

Pull

…one of our SH*T Bags away from the roll and tear on the perforated line. Feel the revolution flowing through your veins.

Collect
…the waste with our dog poop bags made from plant-based materials, in a certified fair-trade and BSCI-compliant manufacturing facility committed to ethical production and the highest material quality. The kleptocracy hates this.

Dispose
…of the waste. You're free to choose 
the manner in which you dispose of your SH*T Bag (while it's still a 
free country.)

Feel
…a profound sense of accomplishment knowing that you are speaking truth to power and saying NO to corruption. I’m so proud of you right now.